Forgive the probably crass etiquete of answering a few of the threads in one post but I am supposed to be working and this is the result of an email from a mate.

Don Firth - re: the link - Thats some MoFo of a bohran your man plays.

Woodsie - you are obviously a shakey egg player MGFY (may God forgive you).

Guest; Northerner - but why do they have to find out they have no sense of rythm AFTER they've started playing in the session. Assuming they are sensitive enough to notice they have no sense of rythm. But then if they had any sensitivity they would not think about playing the dreaded egg.

FIRING SQUAD FOR DIPSODEB!!!!
Is there a clue in the name????

Now I'm going to try to change the thread 'cos what my good mate Stigweard has not told you is that alongside said one egg (shared by two people and a maraca, there is a ........WOODEN FROG, commonly known by us as the 'fekin wooden frog'

I would love to 'unlay' that as it has a ridged back. :-))))

Any other Ideas??