Joy,
It has been sent, I PROMISE!
Unfortunatly I wasn't able to actually send it before Xmas, but I went to the post office and gave them some money to send it to you when I got home (I even sent it by airmail to ensure prompt delivery)!
Unfortunatly we all know what those naughty postal Elves are like, so if it hasn't turned up in the next couple of weeks tell me so I can light a fire under them!
Santa (feeling guilty)