Hey! I'm out, eh? They let me out on approbashion and I hafta do some community work. Geez! I hate work. Man, do I ever flippin' hate it! But I gotta go pick up trash and stuff. What a flippin' drag! The worst flippin' part is that all my buddies are gonna laff at me forever over this.

So I thought I had this great idea, eh? There was a thread on Muccat awhile back not too flippin' long ago and it was about a scam where you, like, go aroudn door to door and pretend you are doin' a govenmemnet survey, eh? And if a woman opens the door you say that she has to show you her bazongas for the survey! I read that and I thought..."This could work!" So I went out and tried it. First I tried in Blind River, but too many people know me there already so it wasn't goin' good. I got a lotta rejeckshions and once nearly got punched out.

So then I wised up and went to the big city. Sudbury. People are real easy to fool in Sudbury, eh? Cos they, like, get drunk a lot there.

So I'm workin' my way down the street from, like, house to flippin' house and tryin' out my act but no one is showin' me her bazongas. Not one! I couldn't hardly believe my bad luck, eh?

And then I got arrested. Someone called the flippin' cops on me. There are a lotta people out there who are mean and flippin' spitful and they don't mind at all to mess up the day for someone like me, eh? They are jealous cos I look so good and I'm still young.

They chareged me with sexual harassment!!! And bein' a public nuisance. I don't mind bein' charged with bein' a pubic nuisance because I am one and I KNOW that, but sexual harassment????

Holy flip. There was 16 women what came forward and indentified me as a fippin' sexual harrasser! I was flippin' dead dog humiliated! What the flip is a guy like me who is young, strong, and hung like a flippin' moose supposed to do in his spare time, eh? I don't call it hareassment I call it appresiation!

I don't believe the flippin' justice system we got nowadays. It is totally flipped up and gone to hell.

So I gotta pick up trash for the next 6 weeks. Holy flip.

What did I ever do to deserve this?

- Shane