Hey - I played that tambourine last song circle! I forget what the song was, but I was tasteful (as tasteful as a tamborine can be) and I didn't try to steal it. I could play along with Deb. (No, I am NOT serious.)
Somebody bring a tube or two of superglue for Peter's zipper...

Zip him up and glue him into place
Cy-ann-o-ack-rill-ate
He'll leave them dinner rolls on his plate
Cy-ann-o-ack-rill-ate

Joanne she hollers in dismay
Cy-ann-o-ack-rill-ate
Peter, put that thing away
Cy-ann-o-ack-rill-ate

He zips it high, he zips it low
Cy-ann-o-ack-rill-ate
Can't take him anywhere, you know?
Cy-ann-o-ack-rill-ate

Zip it up and glue it there
Cy-ann-o-ack-rill-ate
Just hope he put on underwear
Cy-ann-o-ack-rill-ate

etc...