Really sorry to trouble you lads, but it's driving me crazy and I know some of the UKers here will know.

*Who* did the famous old comedy sketch in which someone has a long extended accident with a bucket of bricks and a pulley? It's a letter, and it's in the form of 'fortunately....' followed by a wistful 'unfortunately...' as the disaster compounds itself.

(I'm hoping to find it on YouTube, home of many good things including the dance from Way Out West.)