I am considering becoming homosexual. As I am celibate, it really wouldn't matter. And, I hear they have excellent parties and good grub. Not that I am the party type, but, I do like a good scoff.

Are there any rules I should be aware of before I jump ship? I mean, if I switch from not jumping girls to not jumping guys, I want to make sure that I don't jump into the fire from the frying pan, eh!

Any advice?