Okay... after much football and beers... otherwise I wi=ouldn't DARE post this joke... it is VERY not PC.... LADIES... do NOT read....
Daddy, what's a vagina? Son, that;s waht your mother has between her legs.
Oh... well, what's a c***? Son, that;s the rest of her.
Hey! I tyold youse not to read it.... don't PM me, ladies.