hahhaah That reminds me of what a friend sent me by email the other day.

This woman goes to the doctor and the nurse does a pre-examination.

She says, How much do you weigh?
115, says the woman.

The nurse puts her on the scales; 140 pounds, it says.

The nurse asks, How tall are you?

5' 8", says the woman.

The nurse measures her and the tapes says she is 5'5".

Then the nurse took her blood pressure. The nurse frowns. Your blood pressure is high, she says.

Of course it is, says the woman indignantly. I came in here tall and slender. Now I am short and fat.