Top Ten Amish March/Spring Break Activities

10. Drink molasses till you heave
9.  Wet-bonnet contest
8.  Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy
7.  Buttermilk kegger
6.  Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really bitchin' Clydesdale
5.  Get tattoo "Born to Raise Barns"
4.  Cruise streets of Fort Lauderdale shouting insults at people with zippers
3.  Sleep in until five A.M.
2. > Drive over to Mennonite country and kick some butt
1.  Churning butteer naked