"I Belong To Glasgow" works for me and I belong to Glasgow. (or at least, very close to it)
You is what you is sorefingers.
On a similar note. There are two days in the year when I will not listen to the radio; St. Patrick's day & Robert Burns day. Thirty million Canadians may think their fake accents are the funny but the immigrant Scots & Irish, for the most part, find it insulting.