The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #19138   Message #193700
Posted By: rangeroger
12-Mar-00 - 01:57 AM
Thread Name: Happy Saint Patrick's Day
Subject: RE: Happy Saint Patrick's Day
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why of course",comes the reply.
The first man then asks,"Where are you from"?
"I'm from Ireland", replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say,I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland".
"Of course", says the second.
Curious,the first asks:"Where in Ireland"?
"Dublin",comes the reply.
"I can't believe it,me too! Let's have another round of drinks to Dublin".
"Of course".
The second man can't help himself,so he asks,"What school did you go to"?
"Saint Mary's", replies the first man."I graduated in '62".
"This is becoming unbelievable",they say in unison.
About that time,in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar."What's up" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much",replied the bartender."The O'Malley twins are drunk again"!