For many years I have been amused by the alternative interpretations of well known
Initials like these


OBE (Order of the British Empire)____________ Other Buggers Efforts
MBE (Member of the British Empire)---------Makes a Balls of Everything
DSO ( Distinguishes Service Order)---------D**k Shot Off
Lotus ( Cars)----------------------------Lots of Trouble Usually Serious
TWA (Airline)______________________---------Try Walking Across
RASC ( Royal Army Service Corps)-----------Run Away Someones Coming
RAOC (Royal Army Ordinance Corps)--------Rob All Our Comrades
BUPA ( Health Care)-----------------------British Urline Pilots Association*
USA ( A Famous Dung Heap)---------------Uther Side Of Accrington*
KCMG (Knight Commander order of St Michael and St George)----- Kindly Call Me God
GCMG( Grand Commander order of St Michael and St George0-----God Calls Me God


* Sorry about these but I am Lancashire Lad