Ah, the lowly Kazoo!

I have in my hands two "The Original American Kazoo Hand Crafted All Metal Kazoo If You Can Hum...You Can Play!". They claim to have been established in 1916, to have been making Kazoos the same way with the same stamping presses since then, and that one can visit their factory and museum in Eden [where else] New York, "the Kazoo capital of the world". In the packaging there is a Kazoo, but no !@#$%^' instructions.

Perhaps a trip to www.kazooco.com would help?

Peace, Mooh.