Zogg in pickle . (first Mrs. Zogg have to invent pickle for Zogg to be in) Zogg think this am big brain trick question. Zogg think this not mean, "Where am North Star"?
But Zogg think that if Zogg know answer to this one. Zogg maybe start Homo Sapiens Sapiens big brain club, not Homo Erectus Club (teehee, Zogg say Homo Erectus Club)
Zogg think that real question am diffici…diffi…diffi,…hard to understand owing to the assumptions underpinning the tautological exercise.
Hmmm, Zogg not know where that come from. Maybe Zogg spend too much time near black perfect rectangle rock that sing and make planets line up. Hmmm what am planets? What am perfect rectangle having 1:4:9 planar relationship?
Zogg think that celestial procession of planet (hmmm, there that word again) make Polaris not North on Zogg's 16th birthday but closest to star Greeks not yet call Emiar in constellation Cepheus, because Greeks not yet around to invent squat. Zogg invent squat.
Polaris not North star for long time.
Maybe later, when Zogg's children fly through air, (teehee, like that happen) but … not if Zogg have anything to say about it.
So Zogg think that question am about "big lumpy magnetic compass is which way". Wooow, big think make Zogg feel dizzy.
Dizzy Zogg think of wobbly path that magnetic North follow, and think it not matter where compass needle point. Zogg answer," because of inherent electro-magnetism of planet (hmm Zogg getting used to that word) core and drift caused by interaction between inner and outer core, Magnetic North define self. So needle point North."
So answer am, "That way."
Now Zogg have to draw plans for Bessemer Process furnace in snow with yellow water, allowing Zogg to smelt iron and replace lumpy magnetite compass with iron compass needle. Much smaller. Better. Lumpy Magnitite compass ruin line of dash.