The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #1939087
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
17-Jan-07 - 12:40 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Wake up everyone! Wake up!
It's National Eustachian Tube Appreciation Day!!!
Here are a few simple things YOU can do to show your Eustachian tubes you care:
Take them out to lunch. Well... Don't really take them out. That'd be a bit messy, you know.
Learn to spell "Eustachian" correctly. No more "
Yoostashion... Euskatcheon... Aw, fuck it! Those damned tubes in your ears!"
Talk to your friends and relatives about the plight of Eustachian tubes in developing countries. Teach them that a Eustachian is not a member of some weird religious sect.
Celebrate your Eustachian tubes in song! Join your friends in a hearty rendition of "A White Sport-Coat, and a Pink Eustachian".