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Thread #45868 Message #1939100
Posted By: The Walrus
17-Jan-07 - 01:57 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas...
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas...
Joe_F wrote on 29 Dec 06 @ 09:05 PM
"...Richjoy: The version current at St Andrews University in 1959 was
(WARNING: NASTY & SEXIST):
Twelve twisted twats
Eleven lecherous lesbians
Ten torn-off testes
Nine gnawed-off nipples
Eight aching arseholes
Seven sex-starved spinsters
Six convicted vicars
Five choir boys
Four Boy Scouts
Three dirty whores
Two shit-house doors
And my lord Montague of Beaulieu..."
The version I heard (mid seventies) was slightly different:
(12 and 11 forgotten)
Ten tattered tits
Nine gnawn-off nipples
Eight 'airy arseholes
Seven convicted vicars
Six sex-starved spinsters
Five queer boys
Four shit-house doors
Three French whores
A pair of dirty drawers
And my lord Montague of Beaulieu.
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