The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1940032
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
17-Jan-07 - 08:52 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
The Faux Number Blues

Oh Mom's got them ol' faux number blues
Can't tell the phoney numbers from the trues
If Max would just fix that server
All Mom's troubles would be erver
And we could get on to things far more obtuse

Oh there's sixty-five hundred, seventy-one of our posts
Not really missin' they've just turned to ghosts
We Moabites would be thrilled
To see them empty numbers filled
We'd even raise a glass and make a toast

We think our Mom's already paid her dues
Faux numbers make her nervous an' confused
Oh nothing could be worse
Than to be saddled with this curse
Please rid Mom of these ol' faux number blues