My wife's a lawyer and she's not practicing. Right now she's out with the Quilting Terrorists. I'll be gone this weekend and they'll take over the house.

Take up arms against this sea of troubles and by opposing, end them for others.

GUEST, I lost my oldest friend and the guy who was Best Man at my wedding to smoking-related cancers -- Bob died puking up his stomach lining and Steve with a hole in his throat through which he talked. I have COPD -- mild, because I smoked a pipe, but COPD none the less. My uncle chewed, and he died with his jaw rotted away by tobacco-caused cancer.

It's your choice, but I don't think that I should have to pay for your medical care either directly or via insurance rates.