Ah ha - but you late comers wouldn't know that Trish & Leona swapped half way through the night

Hopefully it was to let Trish have a listen

Lap dancer - wasn't that Polly wally doodle

Best accidental quips by my bosses:
so & so went to hospital yesterday for an autopsy
you could have a nice murial on that wall
they should never have got rid of capital punishment in schools
you went to see the comet - did you need a microscope?