You know-- the emails whose message text is a complete hash of thought, like randomly-selected words?

Here's an excerpt from the AM mail:
Perhaps it doesnt understand English, thought Alice; I a statelier mansion, and the steeples and brick towers of churches, mouse-a mouse-O mouse. The Mouse looked at her rather your shoes and stockings for you now, dears?

Kinda like our mangled lyrics thread, innit?

~Susan