Hooray! Hoorah! Mom's case of the faux number blues has been cured! All it took was for an idiot to write a song about it!

And imagine this... It happened just in time for INTERNATIONAL UVULA DAY!!! Yes, that's right boys and girls! It's that special day when we all go out of our ways to be kind to those silly flaps that hang down in our mouths for who knows what reason! Happy INTERNATIONAL UVULA DAY everyone!

(Betcha can't wait to see what kind of holiday tomorrow will be, huh?)