The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #97765 Message #1940755
Posted By: Georgiansilver
18-Jan-07 - 02:10 PM
Thread Name: First joke thread for 2007
Subject: RE: First joke thread for 2007
Three guys in an elderly persons facility are discussing the past...the 'good old days'. One guy is 70...one 80....and the other 90 yrs old. The seventy year old says "I wish I could go to the toilet and have an uninterrupted flow of urine" ....the eighty year old said "If I could have a wish it would be to have an easy bowel movement as I always have to strain and sometimes the pain of trying really drains me" .....The ninety year old says..." I have never had a problem with urine flow and never had a problem with bowel movements in all my life. I have always had an uninterrupted urine flow at 6.30am precisely every day and a regular bowel movement at 6.35am" ....all went very quiet until the seventy year old said to the ninety year old "Well if you could have one wish, what would you wish for"? .....The ninety year old thought for a minute and said "I would wish that I could wake before 8am in the mornings"