Well I blame that nice Mrs Thatcher for stealing our water from the Local Authorites and selling it to the highest bidder without compensating the communities who had invested in their own future by buying land and building resevoirs. First our milk, then our water. It's a good job we got rid of her before she got our beer!

Shouldn't this be in the BS section? Or were you planning to sing a song about it? I could do you 'I asked for water and she gave me gasoline'!