Guess I have not been into the Big Brother thing but have learnt a little about it since your post.

The Ballad of Shilpa Shetty.

On National TV, great programmes appear,
But great? Big Brother? it's nowhere near.
Strange folk in a cell,try living together,
Away from the world, its strife and the weather.

Princess Shilpa, Indias' National treasure,
Chose to be there, for her own pleasure.
Her importance however seems to have faded,
As her standing with residents looks a bit 'Jaded'.

Jade thinks her opinions are just the job,
And mouths to Shilpa with her wayward gob.
But it matters not that she's fair of face,
Her ramblings are nothing to do with race.

The press have a field day, it's nothing new,
Jades being insulting, what can one do?
You can hide away Shilpa from her attack,
Or perhaps you should shout a bit louder back.

Now in the Big Brother house, all is exposed,
Some really love it and some want it closed.
So I say to you, if you don't like Big Brother,
There's many good programmes, so go watch another.