all them things are right. My last surviving relative on shapinsay was daisy laughton swanney. In the 1800's lots of my relatives married first cousins - I'm surprised I don't have two heads!
As far as I remember I'm not called frank or john.(at least not in this lifetime) I'm a bit of a hippy and would love to visit Orkney

santa

PS I really enjoy being and doing thr Secret santa stuff