Chongo's lessons: Always carry a loaded gun. Safety never on. Keep extra ammo. One clip may not do. Never pay the rent early, cos people will figure you for a soft touch. Always keep one clean change of clothes, just in case you might need 'em. Get yer shoes polished regular, you don't wanna look like a bum. Wear a good quality hat. Always be polite to dames as long as they are polite to you, cos sugar works a lot better than lemon juice if you wanna catch butterflies. Never give a sucker an even break. Keep a clean nose and watch the plainclothes. Don't let no one get away with callin' you a monkey...unless you are one. If so, there ain't no help for it, right?