Here ya go, Jimlad. I fixed it for ya - the wife won't kill ya for this version, although you might feel a little funny singin' it. ;-D
Well, I guess it's been at least an hour And I didn't plan to stay. I only dropped in to drink a beer, Float off on my way. It was a pale and rather plain man Over in the corner sippin' wine. When I did not sit down at his table, He sat down at mine.
CHORUS: And he's lookin' better ev'ry beer. His hair is soft and shiny, now. His eyes are bright and clear. How could it be I didn't notice him When I first came in here? Now he's lookin' better ev'ry beer.
Well, the bar lights and the candles Show a little beardie on the chin, And two by two, the people leave. One by one came in. The jukebox plays and the Coke-filled ashtrays Warn the time flies. Ev'ry time I drain my mug, I can't believe my eyes. - Wow!