I once had a colleague, at work, who was not only a classic nerd but also couldn't hold his drink. When he left the company he arranged that his 'leaving do' should be held in a local Indian Restaurant. When he arrived at the restaurant it was clear that he had imbibed more beer than he could handle (about 2 pints!). He proceeded to order wine with the meal (wine with curry - yeeeuuukkk!!). His meal arrived and he turned to the woman next to him and said, "Susan, I think you're quite nice, really", before falling face forward into his curry!