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Thread #59418 Message #1945096
Posted By: Stilly River Sage
22-Jan-07 - 11:31 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I think so, too. I bet he'd shape up if he knew he was trying to bluff a LIBRARIAN! Do you have any old card catalog cards you can stick in your shirt pocket behind your glasses case and pencil? That ought to help give it away.
What, Mom? He won't know what a card catalog is?
Oh. I suppose a stack of BOOKS won't be enough of a clue either?
Then whack him upside the head with the date due stamp from the circulation desk. They're big enough, that'll get his attention.