A floor-length silver evening gown covered in sequins, bright red lipstick and a cigarette holder.

No, not really (alas): pin-striped pajama bottoms, grey boiled wool clogs (no socks), a pink tank top with "Bele Chose" in script across the front, given me by my dirty-minded medievalist boyfriend, and an ancient plaid flannel bathrobe, all set off to perfection by hair pulled up on top of my head in a scrunchy.

Maybe I'd better think about getting in the shower, hmmm?

~D