Who was Larry?.

Is Pig s**t as thick as they say?.

"She has a face like a robbers dog.".............What breed do robbers use?

" She had a face like a pig with piles"............Can any vet confirm that pigs suffer from piles?.

Are Parrots noted for being sick?.

He is a bigger liar than Tom Pepper and he was thrown out of Hell"..Who was TomPepper?.

" As fit as a Butchers Pup"...................How fit is that?..

" Boobs like Mudgie Mailbags"               What?.

" That story would bring a tear to a glass-eye"..................Has any one see this happen?.