My Mate Mick

First let me tell you that Mick is a Yorkshireman.


Mick went to have a Vasectomy. Now being from the White Rose County he is as tight as a fishes*sshole and would not pay to have a General Anaesthetic but opted for a Local.The Surgeon injected Micks 'Family Jewels" with the stuff and left for 15 minutes until it took effect. When the surgeon came back he stroked Mick's scrotum with the HANDLE of the scalpel and asked if Mick could feel anything. Mick assumed that the surgeon had used the BLADE of his knife and so he fainted.
He had to go back the following week for a General Anaesthetic.
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Another tale about Mick is that once he was at a house party and had gone to the bar for two drinks for him and Mrs Mick. On re-entering the lounge which now had soft music and the lights were dimmed Mick tripped over the legs of someone sitting on the floor and fell forward.Now Mick was a pipe smoker and smoked one of those things with a straight metal stem,as he pitched forward being a 'Yorkie' ( ie Good,Rich and Thick) he clung on to the drinks,well they were free !, and finished his trick by coming into contact with a chair arm which rammed his pipe almost through the back of his head. The glowing bowl ended up under his nose and caused a bad burn.
He would not tell us how he acquired the injury but Mrs Mick did.