Mark, the DT says Ian Robb wrote "Champion at Driving Them Crazy."

The only reason I wasn't there is my ISP was dead for over a day. Their timing sucked - I really missed the singing!

As I walked out in the streets of Laredo
As I walked out in Laredo one day
I spied a young woman, and she was disgruntled
She was disgruntled as she went on her way

Oh disgruntled woman, pray tell me your problem
What is your problem to her I did say
"My ISP crashed and I'm left unconnected
Not been able to log on at all this whole day...