Basically we're all insecure and crave affection. Every night we suffer agonies of conscience about the wicked things we've done to the Irish and that Ard man - he says the beastliest things and that stops us getting off to sleep. The lack of sleep makes us aggressive and unfair to the Americans, who really we should be grateful to - for winning the the second World war for us.

The fact is we're just contemptible. Thankyou for pointing out our faults so nicely......