Accusetic Guitar – played by those plagued with guilty consciences
Acaustic Guitar – wear asbestos gloves while playing
Agnostic Guitar – Can't be sure if it's real or not
BobCoustic Guitar – Great on Celtic tunings
Aztecoustex Guitar -- Musical ancestor of the Mariachi Guitarrones
Acoustex Guitar -- for Western Swing
Axcoustic Guitar -- Played by Lizzie Borden
Acluestic Guitar -- Played by Professor Plum in the library

Haikustick Guitar --
a simple guitar
on which one can make music
without plugging in

Acoustack Guitar -- easier to store when not in use
Eggcoustic Guitar -- can balance on its endpin during the Spring Equinox

Avalon
Claxton
Ryan
Olson
Somogyi
Turner
Ibanez
Charis

Akoistic Guitar – for serenading fish out by the garden pond
Akookookachoostic Guitar – I think it was a Gibson J-160
Echostic Guitar plays with lots of reverb
Edclaxtic Guitar yours for only $10,000.00
Acursetic Guitar -- model introduced by the Occultstic Guitar Company and used by bands like Black Sabbath
Akookystic Guitar --kooky, kooky, lend me your akookystic.
Apustic Guitar – Played by Springfield's friendly Quick-Mart owner
Acrobatstic Guitar -- perfectly balanced for playing while tightrope walking
Acoochie-coochie-coostic Guitar -- Charro's guitar, of course.