Ectoplastic Guitar-- New age, new materials

Acouscoustic Guitar-- Middle Eastern

Magoostic Guitar-- For toons

Aflustic Catarrh-- Sicko!

Anewstic Guitar-- When you used to play, 15 years ago, and you want to work up to calluses gently

Aphooeystic Guitar-- Never mind, it's too damn hard, will you buy me back?

~Susan