Go on - mock the inflicted - just because I'm certified

One brick's fine - but you buggers (the general public) want them stuck together so they form ghastly shaped boxes to live, work and play in

I'm measuring a block of flats today that would make a klingon armpit look attractive

And they've taken me hoover away and given me a broom - where should I stick it?

I'm not going to Redbourn or Sandy tonight - I'm going to Winkwell

Did the Daleks evolve from a vacuum cleaner?

Cheers for the joke PA