The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #97765   Message #1948147
Posted By: The Fooles Troupe
25-Jan-07 - 07:48 PM
Thread Name: First joke thread for 2007
Subject: RE: First joke thread for 2007
Those of you who have survived the era of The Institutional Mission Statement may appreciate this...

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Success or failure as a human being is not a matter of luck, circumstances, fate, or any of the other tiresome old clichés. Those are only excuses. The power to achieve the life of your dreams is in your hands*&* — and the first step toward activating it is identifying the specific goals that will make your dreams real. After all, it's much easier to get what you want out of life when you know where you're going.

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*&* Unfortunately that is often only too true - and we Aussies have a word for them...