And now from the "dark side"....

Eclectric Guitar -- You can play just about anything on it.

Electrick Guitar -- Santorum played one. It was unplugged last year

Neglectric Guitar -- Sits in the corner collecting dust

Elastric Guitar -- Bend these strings, baby

Elextric -- The alternative Lutheran guitar

Elactric Guitar-- As with electric guitar, some people are elactric intolerant

A lesstrict Guitar -- No need to play by the rules.

Elegtrick Guitar -- Can't be played after knee surgery.

Eelectric Guitar -- Some rare species provide their own electricity. Some are tuned EAAAAE. That variety is called the "More A" eelectric.

Emetric Guitar is played everywhere in the world but the USA

Ellactric Guitar -- the guitar that Joe Pass used in those sessions with Fitzgerald

Delectric Guitar -- A delectric guitar is a guitar that is particularly prized within a given culture

Bimbectric Guitar – I hear the Tommy Lee bought one for Pamela Anderson

Quadriceptric Guitar – another name for "lap steel" guitar

Beelectric Guitar – Purportedly bass player Sting owns one

Finally, I hear that Gretsky had Gretchky make him an eHatric Guitar.