47% agreed that it isn't possible. Of the other 53%, 50% were laughing too hard to answer. The other three percent took off their tin foil helmets, removed the gravity-proof ball point astronaut pens they got with two box-tops off of specially marked boxes of Captain Crunch cereal, and wrote the following proclamation:

"Let any and all who read this know that Don Firth understands the way things are and we appreciate his help in our War of the Worlds"

Signed,

The Venutians"

They HATE it when people call them "Venetians". But they do have a terrific comeback line for it. They always say, "Venetian? ....What are you, blind?!"

God, how those Venutians crack me up