'Flushed from the bathroom of my heart' gets pretty close, although I still prefer 'Here's a quarter, call someone who cares'.

Then the immortal 'Tell Laura I love her (and incidentally, I ran over her cat - as my sister would add.....), that has to be fairly sickly. And that one where the plane crashes, and the bloke is waiting to get married to his fiance who is on the plane, and the searchlights flash through the skies looking for his Ebony Eyes - that is a killer!!

LTS

Am I just an old cynic??