I hate to upset Miz Praise, but since you ask Meebo........

The only Fertility Rites that Meebo can access are stored in tanks labeled anhydrous ammonia....And even on that scorecard, he ain't Billie Sol Estes. The last time a girl suggested they play house, he was 6. Now I don't want to get into his exuberant characteristics which cause most women with an IQ above room temperature to run and hide, but the closest he ever got to a satisfying sexual experience was with his stereo. It wasn't pretty I'm told and the stereo has never been the same since. He had a great chance last week when a curvy blonde (not Leej) said "Show me what ya' got kid," and he took out his ELO collection.

Just pathetic. He was going to have "Hammond" tatooed on the side of his sexual organ, but using very tiny letters. Sadly all that would fit was "HA" which was good for a laugh, as is his sexual organ.

Spaw