Oh Mr Villan. Mea culpa. You're right - I'm utterly blind. And bats too...

I think it was getting turned down for a support spot at your club that sent me blind (I've never seen eye to eye with you since).

So I do hope Muppitz that your club welcomes blind bats (is new blood appreciated by Nottingham's resident vampires, I wonder? I'd rather not do another gig at Drac's Power Station)
Remember, even Stevie Wonder had to start somewhere!