The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #97765 Message #1950808
Posted By: wlisk
28-Jan-07 - 07:35 PM
Thread Name: First joke thread for 2007
Subject: RE: First joke thread for 2007
Married for a Night
A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."