Our masters that art in Belgium
Franco-Prussia be thy name
Thy kingdom come
Thy will be done
In England as it is in Strasbourg...


No thanks. Unless the alternative is being a colony of a certain place that colonises in a different way. I don't want to be bombed back to the stone age either.

What I need is a time machine. And they're not the same with David Tennant driving. He looks just too like Richard Hammond for me to feel safe.