"Men mature after exhausting all other options."
Now, as a male, I should be offended. So, how come I'm not only not offended, but amused?
When I see my brothers sitting back with a case of beer watching a bunch of 'good ol' boys" go round and round all afternoon, or another bunch jumping all over each other in an attempt to win some silly ball kicking thing, that saying has a ring of truth, doesn't it?

Let the shit storm begin.