One day, a woman in the far south of Ireland hears a knock at her door.
She goes to the door, and there's a tramp/hobo standing there.
"What is it you're wanting?" she says.
"Oh sure and I haven't had any food at all for tree days now, and I'm starving. Could you spare anything, Missus?"
"Would you eat anything, now?" says the woman.
"I would, that," says the man.
"How about yesterday's stew?" says the woman.
"Oh! That would be just fine!" says the man.
"Well, come back tomorrow then," says the woman!