This is incredible. Shouldn't we alert someone? But who could we tell?!! What if everyone is in on it?!!

OMG!!!

I'm, like, this is, like, so, you know, OUT there.

"As they ascended to the B Level, one floor above, they were astonished to see a steel and concrete fire door that weighed about 300 pounds, wrinkled up "like a piece of aluminum foil" and lying on the floor.

Looks to me as though they didn't get that aluminum foil in place -- atop their heads -- in time. Shame, that.