It was a cold cold morning and my turn to feed the tigers. I walked slowly and with a sort of cautious reserve, towards the tiger enclosure with legs of animal meat in my wheelbarrow. There seemed to be no tigers in sight so I confidently opened the gate and entered the enclosure. I had however missed the one which lay close to the fence and it immeditely rose to its feet as I locked the gate behind me.
"Oh good gracious me"! I thought, "What on earth do I do now".
It was now running towards me with jaws open and looked ready to pounce..but as it reached me it slowed down dramatically, looked at me with its fierce eyes and roared at me.......oink oink!