Sweet Jazus, but I leave you kids to your own devices and look whats happened. I was just on the phone with Grandpaw Paton and he warned me to get over here and defend meself..............Bro Al/Northfolk, you know that I couldna abandon the step dancing if I wanted to........and my politics????????...........The only good republican is an Irish Republican, as me dear aul Gran always said.

Have no fear, Kat m'dear, I take my role as Keeper of the Sacred Fertility Rites VERRRRRY seriously, and crops should be excellent this year........and Meebs, I am not sure if I care for the tenor of your dialogue with the ole 'Spaw.

Came back to the Mudcat,

Ain't been back but a day,
Old friends all around me,
and music to play,
Got new friends to shine up to,
Life is so damn good
But face first on the velcro makes it hard to be understood

But I'm a Mudcat man, ba-aby
and happy to be back home with you
Where the women are so bad and bold,
And the men just don't know wha-at to do.